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What will I do?

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any more room.

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I have got to find space for this one.

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It's a cheese and bacon flan. Another
three days and I'll be fretting for

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Look, who is this special ass guest?

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The Chief Rabbi or something.

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Yes, something, something very big in
property.

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He's only using Marcus because he thinks
we're frum, you know, orthodox.

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Well, God knows where he got that idea,
but Marcus needs the business.

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Oh, I see.

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So we're keeping it all kosher on the
home front, then sneaking over here

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ten minutes for a quick bacon sarnie and
a wedge of cake.

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Well, we ain't chucking stuff out to
make room for yours. Well, you won't

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to, Tracy, not if you eat it all
quickly.

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Oh, great.

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So tonight we're having melon and fish
pie, followed by a half -eaten biryani

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and gooseberries.

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And if we're still peckish, there's...
Oh, lovely. More gooseberries.

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Thanks, or you can forget it. Oh, come
on, Tracy. It's a favour for a friend.

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I'd eat food for you.

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That's it.

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I'm filling up. Closing it down. I've
had enough.

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Oh, you'll feel better after a cuppa.
No, I won't. I've just had six. I feel

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worse. Well, you would. You made them.

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Another bad day at the Greece Emporium.

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Some days, come four o 'clock, I could
grab some of them by the throat, drag

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them into the road and stuff them down
the nearest sewer where they belong.

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It's a NASCAS in Green Lane, for God's
sake. What do you expect?

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Range Rovers full of sloans dropping in
on their way home from Ascot?

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It's the old Greek crones that get to
me.

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They invest 20p in a cup of tea and then
sit there all day glaring at me punters

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and talking about me in Greek.

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Oh, we think they do. But as we don't
understand Greek, it could be paranoia.

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I was around Chris's family, remember?

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I know when I've been slagged off in
Greek.

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Oh, well, as long as they're only
confirming what you know already.

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Anyway, mustache, I'll leave the
shellfish till last, so clear as bay.

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Shellfish? I've got two dozen oysters in
the freezer. Not throwing those out, I

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might get lucky.

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You know, as long as everything I serve
comes with a fried slice, I'm just going

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to get the dregs coming in.

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If it ain't the Greek witches, it's the
oil rags from down the arches.

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But the Greek mechanics have always come
in, Shale. They're good business.

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I've seen some of them put away free
breakfast and still walk out eating a

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of crisps. Yes, but while they're in
there, it's going to be Greek karaoke

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belching competition.

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It's a bit snobby.

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Trace, a tramp could feel snobby in
there.

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The thing is, whatever the business
takes, that's it.

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We've peaked. It ain't never going to
expand, is it? I mean, who else is going

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to come in there to eat?

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It's still a successful business,
Cheryl.

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Look, this is what I inherited from old
Costa.

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Does this look like the nerve centre of
a successful business?

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Prizes from before we went decimal.

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Supplies that still use horse and carts.

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Everything you need to run a poxy -calf.

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So?

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So, I don't want to run a poxy -calf.

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Filled with poxy navvies with bum
cleavage. All right, all right.

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I just don't know why you want to change
something that works.

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Because everything's Greek.

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Me butcher's Greek, me crockery people,
even me plumber's Greek.

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Yeah, but Tony's good.

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He even came out at midnight last time
he was in Stuck. Yes, and look at the

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mess he made.

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All Greek blokes are the same, Trace.

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No, I can do better.

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I've got to shop around, get some new
suppliers.

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Start serving something. It'll keep the
tat away.

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Decent food might help.

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Yep. It's time to cut off the old Greek
connection.

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You can't do that, Shell.

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Why not?

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It's my cat.

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You can't do that. It's not your cat.

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Look, while you're in here, it's my cat.

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I work in it, so I'll run it my way.

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Hey, hey, listen.

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My uncle Costa's sweated for years in
that cat. I know.

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Still whipped in the summer.

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Look.

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He built that place up from nothing. His
pre -mates helped him and then he

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helped them. That's how it is.

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I mean, it was cost us his whole life.
That's why it's a Greek cat.

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It has ties in the community.

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Obligations. We can't go back on them.

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We can't, but I can.

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You can't. Look, you're a
theodobulopolis, right?

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That's a family business.

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A Greek family business. And everyone
expects it to behave like one.

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Look, they see you as a typical Greek
wife.

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a typical Greek wife, am I?

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I don't wear a shawl and I ain't got a
moustache.

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They've all been good to you. Look,
Tony, Marios, Yorgos, they've all helped

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out in the past.

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And I always said thank you.

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Look, have your brains turned to fetter
or something?

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Do you want a business to come out to?
Of course I do. Well, unless I do

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something quick, the whole business is
going to disappear under a layer of fag

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ends and sump oil.

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It's all right, Chris.

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I know what I'm doing.

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Robbie.

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You're not proposing to eat all those,
are you?

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I mean, you will give us all 24 -hour
notice before you do.

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Magamere has just closed her premises.

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Closed? The grease pit?

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On the request of some public official,
one assumes.

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No, she's having an extensive rethink.

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Oh, hang about, Dawn. We shall be
videoing this.

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Ceremonial dumping of the shoebox.

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Goodbye, Tony.

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Goodbye, Andros.

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Goodbye, Spiros, you old Greek grumpus.

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It's the end of an era.

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And the start of what?

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Sharon, you've just closed up your
business and you haven't got a clue what

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you're doing next. I just need to go a
bit more upmarket, that's all.

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You can't afford it, shall.

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You ain't got that much stashed. I know,
I know.

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Look, we ain't talking string fellows
here.

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I just want something classy but cheap.

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A bit like you do.

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Well, if you're talking glitz on a
shoestring, you're talking Jewish. What

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a bagel bar?

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A what?

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A bagel bar.

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Smoked salmon cream cheese.

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Salted beef on rye.

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Spot of deli stuff on the side, easy to
deal, eat in or take away. They're very

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big with the office crowd.

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They're opening all over the place.

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Marcus does the books for a guy who owns
three or four, making an absolute

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fortune. Look, if she can't handle being
Greek, she ain't going to do any better

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at being Jewish.

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Hang about, hang about.

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Bagels.

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That's just making a load of sarnies
with holes in the middle.

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All delivered. No cooking.

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No cooking.

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No more greasy steam.

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No more walking about smelling like a
chip pan.

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Yeah. And the old Greek biddies won't go
kosher, will they?

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Then I remembered all the stories my old
auntie Lenny used to tell me. About how

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she first met Costas as a young man.

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Coming down the mountainside at sunset.

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Down through the wild oregano.

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Staff in his hand.

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A dead sheep over his shoulder.

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Love at first sight, she said.

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Thought he was really sexy.

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What, with a dead sheep over the
shoulder?

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Well, he was a shepherd.

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Anyway, my auntie really liked it.
Thought he was macho, rugged, you know,

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Greek sort of way.

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Well, yeah.

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You see him all down Tacky's Wine Bar.

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All the young dudes out on the pool,
shirt open, gold medallion, dead sheep

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the shoulder.

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That's not funny.

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You don't understand, do you?

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Different cultures, see?

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Sharon's the same.

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She doesn't understand what being Greek
means.

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She won't. She ain't Greek.

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No, but she married into my family. She
could have made the effort.

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What, like having bouzouki lessons or
something?

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No.

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It's just, well, the cast don't mean to
think that Sharon is. It does to me.

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See, that cast was my only real link
with the Greek community.

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Cobblers. You owe money all over Kentish
Town.

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No, but that's not a blood tie, is it?

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No. You're waiting to get out, mate.

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Look, that place was from Costas to me.
Right, passed on in the family, in the

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Greek tradition.

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Yes, yes.

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Well, it's our tradition. We're ethnic,
we are.

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Ethnic? I am. I've always been ethnic.
You went ethnic when the council

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With a Labour council, being ethnic's an
earner.

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No, you're wrong. But I like being
Greek.

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Makes you feel like you belong.

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Makes you feel strong.

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Makes you feel you know who you are. Do
you know what I mean?

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No.

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Well, we're Greek, right? We're
different.

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I think we established that with a dead
sheep.

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I mean, all them old stories keep on
coming back. Our ma and Lenny used to

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over... Oh, turn it up, for God's sake.

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Yeah, but I don't want to lose me roots.

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You don't turn it up. You'll get such a
bang in the mouth, all you'll have left

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is your roots.

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That's all me scaring pegs got.

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I won't be scaring greasy pens no more.

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Gave them all to charity.

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You what?

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I'll put them on a stiff in harangue.

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That's your idea of charity, is it?

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Yeah. Then I'll be on somebody's cooker
by this afternoon.

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Are you sure it's a good idea, Cheryl? I
mean, look how much you've laid out on

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the smoked salmon. Over £200.

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Then there's the salt beef.

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This is all expensive stuff.

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That's what upmarket means, Trace.

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Expensive. You price out the tax.

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But are you sure it's a good idea?

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Tracey. What can you be sure of in life,
eh? Are you sure tomorrow's Thursday?

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Tomorrow's Wednesday.

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Yes, well, there you go.

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There's no written guarantees of
anything, is there? Look, I've ordered

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bagels, the fish balls, the roll mops
and the gefilte fish.

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It's all organised.

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So, good idea or not, it's happening.
All right, all right, all right.

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It's just that from Greek to Jewish is a
bit of a leap, that's all. Well, quite

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honestly, as I ain't either, it don't
bother me.

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Chris won't be very happy. No, he won't.
Tough.

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Look, he won't be happy to come out and
find his business in bits either.

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He's had his say.

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Now he can build up.

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But we wouldn't be here making a living
if it wasn't for Chris's family and what

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the Greek contacts have put into it.

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Son, not my debt, is it?

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Keith.

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I need cake.

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I need a highly leveled, multi -layered,
cream -filled fix.

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Mmm.

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You'll never believe this.

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The orthodox blimp is staying another
two days.

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He loves my lox and pudding.

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Apparently it's like his mother made it.

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I should have made it like my mother
did. He'd have gone by now.

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Do I detect a chill?

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It's so.

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Trying to undermine me. Trying to stop
me selling bagels.

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Ignore her.

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Selling bagels brings you closer to God.
Everyone knows that.

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All I'm saying is don't burn your
bridges, that's all. Like the Greek

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No meat for an hour would have done.
There was no need to tell him where's

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sticky salami, then offer to go round
and help him.

240
00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:48,370
I mean, what are the Greeks going to
think?

241
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,830
What are the Greeks going to think?

242
00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:54,090
I don't give a monkey's what the Greeks
think.

243
00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:55,710
Or the Israelis.

244
00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:57,110
Or the bloody Russians.

245
00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:00,220
Look, it's my life and I run it how I
like.

246
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,340
And it don't matter what Chris thinks
either. He's banged up.

247
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,780
And for all the good you are, you might
as well be banged up at all. Yes, you

248
00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:07,780
could be more supportive, Tracy.

249
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,620
Yeah, but a bagel parlour... Turning
kosher never hurt anyone.

250
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:13,900
Except me.

251
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,720
Then I'm sensitive. You should be all
right.

252
00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:19,360
It's not change that frightens Tracy.

253
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,780
Well, of course it does.

254
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,080
The cafe's important to me and all, you
know.

255
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:25,600
I just don't want Sharon to cock up,
that's all.

256
00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:28,190
But it's business, Trace.

257
00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:31,550
You've got to take chances in business.
It's all right, Tracey.

258
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,830
We understand.

259
00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:36,490
I have complete confidence in this
brilliant idea.

260
00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:38,110
Whoever thought of it?

261
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:42,730
Well, I told all my friends a new bagel
bar in Green Lanes, I said.

262
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,810
Because I had to explain where that was.

263
00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:48,090
Draw a map for some.

264
00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:52,990
Well, when you mention places like
Finsbury Park and Haringey, their eyes

265
00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:53,990
to glaze over.

266
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,640
But I'm sure they'll pop in if they're
passing.

267
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,200
Right.

268
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,440
It's all right.

269
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:22,660
It's quite safe.

270
00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:24,900
There's nobody hiding under the tables.

271
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,180
Oh, quite a few bagels gone then.

272
00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:36,080
They fell on the floor.

273
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,260
Potato salad's very popular.

274
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,580
I quite like it.

275
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,580
It's nearly all gone.

276
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,120
It's very Moorish.

277
00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,780
Sweetcorn's not gone very well, though.

278
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,780
No, I'm not keen on that.

279
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,520
It's just you eating it.

280
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,200
Yeah, well, who else?

281
00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:55,840
Sharon and her invisible customers.

282
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:59,320
They don't eat, they don't drink, they
don't spend money.

283
00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:01,320
Well, at least they don't break the
furniture.

284
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,880
Mind you, that just about describes the
affluent of Wood Green.

285
00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,340
What does?

286
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,680
Invisible.

287
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,060
Who are they?

288
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,560
Where are they? And where do they buy
their bagels?

289
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,440
Probably just need a bit of advertising.

290
00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:17,920
Like peak -time television.

291
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,500
Now, I'm defying mathematics here.

292
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:25,940
The local census said that 27 ,000
people use this road every day.

293
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:30,960
You'd have thought that through either
accident or curiosity or straightforward

294
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,400
drunkenness that at least one of them
would have wandered through that door.

295
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,240
What, nobody at all?

296
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:38,280
In three days?

297
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,640
There's a jag park down the road that's
been entered more times than this place.

298
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,500
Make us a cuppa, then.

299
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,360
I can't.

300
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:48,710
The gas is on the blink.

301
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:50,210
So you can't even make tea or coffee?

302
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,510
Right.

303
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,430
Luckily, no -one's asked for that
either.

304
00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:55,270
Well, have you phoned a plumber? Yes,
three.

305
00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,630
None of them can get here before Monday.

306
00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,650
I ended up phoning Tony.

307
00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:00,969
Greek Tony?

308
00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:02,510
Yeah. He said he'll get round this
afternoon.

309
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,810
In the meantime, I've got to turn off
the gas or the cafe could violently

310
00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:09,070
transfer itself to somewhere around
Walthamstow.

311
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,710
Right, I'll have a diet orange then.

312
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:13,490
OK. Great.

313
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:14,990
I'll come here again.

314
00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,490
How long do you reckon all that smoked
salmon will last?

315
00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:28,890
All our lives at this rate.

316
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:31,790
Fancy another bagel?

317
00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:33,590
Couldn't.

318
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:34,850
Great, isn't it?

319
00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,510
Can't even give them away to your
family.

320
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,370
Oh, Tony.

321
00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,050
Brilliant.

322
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:42,770
Bagels?

323
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:46,710
Hey, what's with the bagels? Why not?
Makes the change, doesn't it? Look, I've

324
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:48,590
turned the gas tap off. Yeah, hang
about, Sharon, hang about.

325
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,310
She's been hanging about all day.

326
00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,290
Why bagels?

327
00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:53,770
Why Jewish food?

328
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,160
This is a Greek calf.

329
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,659
Costas' place.

330
00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:57,659
It's Greek.

331
00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,420
Yes, but Costas is dead, Tony.

332
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,800
It's my calf now. No, no, no, no, no.
Costas passed it on down through the

333
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,300
family. It came to Chris.

334
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:08,460
It's his calf now. Do I have to remind
you, Tony, that Chris is in no position

335
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:11,660
to feed the hungry of Wood Green? He
can't even get a square meal himself.

336
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:12,499
All right.

337
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,780
But while the husband's away, the wife
is responsible.

338
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,780
Yes, well, the wife is trying to be. Oh,
yeah? Then what's all this about old

339
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:22,560
Constantin here, eh? Why are you giving
him filth down the phone?

340
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,780
I mean, just because you don't want to
buy your meat from him, it don't mean

341
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,820
you've got to tell him where to store
everyone else's.

342
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:31,060
He don't deserve that, Sharon. He's an
old friend of Goster's.

343
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,500
But she always has trouble ending
relationships.

344
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,140
She can never stay friends after.

345
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,800
Sharon, you are a theodopolopolis.

346
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,580
You are the wife.

347
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:42,240
So you keep pointing out. Steady on,
shall.

348
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,900
You're supposed to be looking after your
husband's business. You're responsible.

349
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,640
So what changed it to this?

350
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:50,080
To keep certain people out.

351
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:53,780
Well, it's worked, hasn't it?

352
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:58,560
Great, great idea, Sharon. I can see
Chrissie's business is in really good

353
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,760
hands. Look, look, I don't need all
this, Tony. You're going to mend my gas

354
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,760
not?

355
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,980
No. Eh, why not?

356
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,240
You've always mended it before.

357
00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:08,000
Ah, but you was a Greek calf before.

358
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:10,079
Look, Tony, I need it.

359
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,020
No gas, no water, no business.

360
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,500
But you've got a business, a nice Jewish
business.

361
00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:16,079
So get a Jewish plumber.

362
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,819
Jewish plumber? You'd have trouble
finding one of them outside Golders

363
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,900
You'll have trouble finding one of them
outside Tel Aviv.

364
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,060
Well, let's face it, shall we? No. All
right.

365
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,940
I just think it's best to admit it. No,
it ain't.

366
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,580
Yes, it is, shall we?

367
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:41,780
Because if you don't admit that you had
a lousy idea... I didn't have a lousy

368
00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:42,780
idea.

369
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,460
Dorian had a lousy idea.

370
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:47,100
I just didn't know it was a lousy idea.

371
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,080
You know me, I married Chris.

372
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,530
I wouldn't know a lousy idea if it hit
me in the face.

373
00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:54,490
Well, it's still best to admit it,
shall.

374
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:59,770
I mean, bagel bars are OK where there's
loads of Jewish people or lots of trendy

375
00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:01,210
flats or passing trade.

376
00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:05,190
A smoked salmon bagel sounds lovely if
you've got plenty of money to spare. But

377
00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:08,670
if you ain't, £1 .75's a lot of money to
waste on raw fish and a bun.

378
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:10,769
I know.

379
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,550
I used to get a whole breakfast for
that.

380
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,650
I've overdone it again, haven't I?

381
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:17,870
I've priced myself out the market.

382
00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:21,130
That's the trouble with being upwardly
mobile.

383
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:26,910
There's no warning signs to say, stop,
do not exceed your credit limit, or

384
00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:29,170
caution, no business beyond this point.

385
00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:32,450
I think we've come to the sign that
says, dump your bagels and run.

386
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:34,650
It ain't going to work, Shell.

387
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,510
Wood green carnifold you.

388
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:38,270
We've got to get it back to where it
was.

389
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,110
It ain't going to be that easy, Trace.

390
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,530
I saw old Constantine do this morning.

391
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,790
He blanked me. Looked the other way.

392
00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:48,370
Probably worried you had more
suggestions on meat storage.

393
00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:51,850
Anyway, there's lots of other butchers.

394
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,330
It ain't just that.

395
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:56,510
The dry cleaners across the roads run by
Greeks.

396
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:59,330
I went over there this morning. They
shut up shop sharpish.

397
00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:04,790
I tried to ring Tony about the gas and
his missus put the phone down on me.

398
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:08,530
Let's face it, Trace. The Greeks have
got the ump.

399
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:10,690
They're sending me to Coventry.

400
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:13,330
They won't send people there at all.

401
00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:16,250
I thought they had some little place
that's like Athens.

402
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,610
All right, Sal.

403
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,630
We've got to get it back to where it
was.

404
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:24,950
He's gone.

405
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,430
I am back to my unorthodox self.

406
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:29,750
God, it's been hell using two sinks.

407
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,670
Look, I haven't washed up since Passover
1989.

408
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:35,670
One forgets a dishwasher isn't kosher.

409
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:40,300
cheer up, you two. You can have your
fridge back.

410
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,260
I'll even leave you the last lemon
meringue.

411
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,440
Well, some of it.

412
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,860
God, I feel peckish.

413
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,220
Oh, well, here.

414
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,420
Walk this way.

415
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,940
It's all kosher. Get your god -brown
neck.

416
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:08,150
I'm thinking of renaming the place
again.

417
00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:13,590
What about the Marie Celeste Cafe Bar
Grill?

418
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,550
What? Nobody?

419
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:20,950
Nobody came in at all?

420
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,490
Not even for a friendly cup of tea?

421
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,650
Not even for a friendly... Sharon!

422
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:33,350
It'll be better once the gas is fixed
and we can make a decent cup of tea.

423
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,800
Yes. That's if I can find a plumber that
hasn't got a Greek relative.

424
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:39,420
And your cafe is totally empty.

425
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:41,940
Eerie.

426
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,080
Yes.

427
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,980
Thanks to someone not a million miles
away from here.

428
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,620
The Greeks have put a curse on me for
going Jewish.

429
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,320
And it's all your fault, or... Don't
blame me for your own inadequacies,

430
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,740
I gave you a brilliant idea.

431
00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:56,880
It's not my fault you've got no flair
for business.

432
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,480
Oh, don't start, you two.

433
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:01,700
Well, one thing's for certain. You're
going to have to make it up with a Greek

434
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,700
somewhere or other.

435
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:03,940
But how...

436
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,900
Well, I do have an idea if anyone's
interested. Oh, my God, not another one.

437
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Listen.

438
00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:12,480
Now, if this was happening in the Jewish
community, you would enlist help from

439
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,139
the synagogue.

440
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:16,080
Our local rabbi would never allow a rift
like this to develop.

441
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:19,480
Now, I bet the Greek Orthodox Church
takes the same line.

442
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:20,900
They're bound to.

443
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,120
They've got a community to protect.

444
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:28,180
Yes. But I'm not part of that now, am I,
thanks to you?

445
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,560
Well, you were till the bagels went to
your head.

446
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,319
You were.

447
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,300
Everyone considers you a
Theodophilopoda.

448
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,840
You packed him in, remember?

449
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,940
So, make an appointment.

450
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,419
Who with?

451
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,420
The Greek ambassador?

452
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,140
With your local Greek Orthodox priest.

453
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,760
Go and play the repentant Greek wife.

454
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,900
And play it for the ilk for gold's sake,
or we'll all be completely skint.

455
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:54,260
Grovel, you mean?

456
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,420
Yes, I thought that's what you meant.

457
00:22:12,669 --> 00:22:14,610
Come in, Mrs Theodopoulopoulos.

458
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:28,610
Look, I'm sorry to trouble you.

459
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,830
I know you must be very busy.

460
00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:32,710
And you don't know me from Adam.

461
00:22:33,430 --> 00:22:34,430
Or Andreas.

462
00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:38,530
But I'm a poor Greek widow.

463
00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:40,990
Well, nearly a widow.

464
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:42,980
Well, nearly Greece.

465
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,260
But I've come to see you because I
didn't know which way to turn.

466
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,660
That's why they all come.

467
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:51,420
Eh?

468
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,620
Carry on.

469
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,760
Do your bit.

470
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,980
Yes, well, like I said, I'm desperate.

471
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,020
But I've come to repent.

472
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,280
I really have.

473
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,480
I've been stupid.

474
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,580
But I was confused, see?

475
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,840
A woman on her own without a strong...

476
00:23:09,290 --> 00:23:10,290
Greek husband?

477
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,190
Oh, you don't understand, do you?

478
00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:14,430
You don't marry.

479
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,270
Oh.

480
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:18,750
Wrong religion.

481
00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:25,170
I'm not making a very good job of this,
am I?

482
00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:28,990
But you see, I strayed.

483
00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:31,370
I fell in with a bad lot and I went
Jewish.

484
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:34,210
I thought bagels were the answer, but
they weren't. Do you know what I mean?

485
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,900
But it's gone horrible.

486
00:23:37,260 --> 00:23:40,020
My business has gone to pot. No -one's
speaking to me.

487
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:43,480
So that's why I'm repenting. I didn't
mean to stray.

488
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:49,680
It's just that I'm... I'm a... A silly
cow with a vicious mouth on her.

489
00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:52,420
You what?

490
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,060
Your husband's words, not mine.

491
00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:56,480
He wrote to me.

492
00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:04,260
I mean,

493
00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:07,420
it's not true.

494
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:08,580
No?

495
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,880
That's not what old Constantino the
butcher tells me.

496
00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:15,000
It's not true what you said, is it?

497
00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:17,480
That's a terrible waste of salami.

498
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:23,980
Oh, by the way, it's not true I wouldn't
know you from Adam. I married you and

499
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:24,980
Chris.

500
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,100
Oh, yeah.

501
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:30,880
You're a bit blurred in the photos.
Sorry. Long time no see.

502
00:24:32,030 --> 00:24:34,710
Yes, well, I'm not very big on religion.

503
00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:37,890
Half hour of heresy, come on a Sunday
night and that's me done.

504
00:24:38,590 --> 00:24:40,370
It's not the religion, Sharon.

505
00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:44,090
Your husband is worried about you
cutting the family ties.

506
00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:48,490
He feels you can be better looked after
within the community.

507
00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:51,990
Besides, they are his ties you are
cutting off.

508
00:24:52,310 --> 00:24:55,530
Well, there's been times where I'd have
cut off more than his Greek ties,

509
00:24:55,690 --> 00:24:56,690
believe me.

510
00:24:57,610 --> 00:24:58,970
That is probably right.

511
00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:01,350
Greek husbands are always right.

512
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:05,470
Yeah. Even when they're banged up for
being dead wrong.

513
00:25:07,610 --> 00:25:08,750
But it's the business.

514
00:25:09,390 --> 00:25:10,570
It's shot to pieces.

515
00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:13,210
The word's there, isn't it?

516
00:25:15,830 --> 00:25:18,590
Look, is... Is there anything you can
do?

517
00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:23,890
Well... Please.

518
00:25:24,130 --> 00:25:25,170
It's all right, Sharon.

519
00:25:25,430 --> 00:25:27,030
You don't have to beg. No?

520
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,600
I was beginning to wonder.

521
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,620
Sharon, it will be all right. If, if you
keep your business Greek.

522
00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:34,860
For Chris.

523
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,580
Well, Greekish.

524
00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:39,800
It'll be totally bagel -free, honest.

525
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:43,360
So, you want a Greek business like
before?

526
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:48,580
Well, not quite like before. I could do
without the oil stains and the belching

527
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:51,300
competition. It has become a competitive
thing.

528
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,840
I think they even gamble on it.

529
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,620
Leave it to me. I'm good with animals,
too.

530
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:03,420
But, Captain, what you need is good
contacts, good suppliers,

531
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:09,820
the best and the cheapest in North
London. But first, the thing you need

532
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:14,740
when you are starting up a Greek
business is one of these.

533
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,340
Sorry it took so long, love. I'm still
getting used to the electric kettle.

534
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,600
Hiya.

535
00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:28,630
There you go, Cheryl.

536
00:26:28,810 --> 00:26:30,290
All done. Gas, back on.

537
00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:33,830
Listen, I've left the back door open,
but give it an hour before you light a

538
00:26:33,830 --> 00:26:35,790
match, eh? Otherwise, there'll be a
ringing in their ears.

539
00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:37,410
Cheers, darling.

540
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,430
I'll catch you later.

541
00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:39,490
I'll be back for lunch.

542
00:26:39,810 --> 00:26:40,689
All right, then.

543
00:26:40,690 --> 00:26:41,690
Ta -ra. Ta -ra.

544
00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:43,810
He's a clever girl, then.

545
00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:50,430
Don't worry, Trace.

546
00:26:50,990 --> 00:26:52,410
I've got a noise suppressor.

547
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:04,320
believe all this. Gas back on, new
supplies in, customers back, and a

548
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,740
thrown in. He must be a right little
fixer.

549
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,360
Come on, what's the catch?

550
00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:10,260
What's the deal, Sharon?

551
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,560
Sharon Theodopolopoulos does not do
deals with anyone.

552
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,520
Especially Wiley Old Priest.

553
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:19,040
Mind you, I ain't averse to doing a few
favours. Oh, yeah.

554
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:21,140
Ah, morning, ladies.

555
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,020
Make yourselves at home.

556
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,200
The Greek and Cypriot over -sixties
club.

557
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,940
I give them half -price meals all day
Friday.

558
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,360
And then I open Saturday morning just
for them. Half -price breakfast.

559
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,860
That's a lot of half -price meals, Sal.
Yes, well, you've got to be generous.

560
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,960
Apparently.

561
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,240
So, ladies, who's for a half -price
breakfast, then?

562
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,140
Surprise, surprise.

563
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Seaton, will you try?

564
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,380
Would you like another cup of tea?

565
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:51,660
Oh, please.

566
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:55,420
And Sharon, I wouldn't say no to a
bagel.

567
00:27:59,790 --> 00:28:05,670
What will I do When you are far

568
00:28:05,670 --> 00:28:12,610
away And I am blue What

569
00:28:12,610 --> 00:28:19,290
will I do When I'm alone With only

570
00:28:19,290 --> 00:28:20,830
dreams